keep-alive protocol

FEED THE FOX OR IT DIES

A skinny hungry fox. 48 hours on the clock. Feed it a dollar or yell about it on X.

47:07:00

until it keels over

Feed a $1 snack (+1 hour)

One buck. One hour. Your name on the wall. Stripe Checkout, no account.

Payments not live yet

I tweeted it — redeem

Post a public status that contains feedthefox.lol. +1 snack. No extra hours. Official oEmbed only. No scraping.

Open a draft tweet

Snack leaderboard

Ranked by snacks. Paid + shared. No accounts. No link billboard.

Nobody has fed it yet. Rude.